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Just in case becoming a fast-food legend and a year of free salads wasn't enough to get customers to name of salad, we made this stupid video to try to force their hand.
Watch "name our beautiful, new salad"
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More than anything, our Customer of The Year contest is about combining a stupid sense of humor with lots of free time - something we're obviously really good at since we made this stupid video.
Watch "Customer of The Year 2007"
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In our 4th garlicky-greens eating championship, Betsy's Boy defeated 8 customers and the normal capacity limits of the human esophagus to set a new world record.
Watch Garlicky-Greens Eating Championship 2007
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It was Halloween. So, we hand-cut and baked some nice orange treats for our family. We also made a weird little Halloween video about sweet potato fries, too.
Watch "Halloween Sweet Potato Fries"
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In August we went to a place no fast-food business has ever gone to grind, hand-pack, and grill burgers for a member of their family. We went to the Boston Harbor. And naturally, we brought our video camera.
Watch "Happy Anniversary"
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Summer 2007 was the happy time when Tuna - our grill man - visited one of our family members' homes. (Actually, since our contest winner's entry was so compelling, Tuna brought the steaks and our grinder to her parents' house.) We made sure we brought our video camera.
Watch "A Night With Tuna"
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We were stupid enough to never ask the contest entrants where they lived. So, Sammy spent a week in the old girl riding shotgun all the way to Ipswich High School. Naturally, we had to make a video of El Tio's first and last appearance north of Cambridge.
Watch "The Week With El Tio 2007"
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We celebrated El Tio's courageous comeback against time and Mother Nature by holding a contest to put one lucky customer shotgun in the old girl for a week. And we also celebrated by making yet another stupid video.
Watch "Win a Week with El Tio 2007"
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We asked our family to do a survey. And just in case they didn't know how much we needed some help, we made this disturbing video about the abandoned gas station that we planned on turning into a restaurant.
Watch "our Brookline Dream House"
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To celebrate our birthday, we held a contest to give 365 days of free burgers to our Customer of The Year. And in a weird attempt to get our family to enter, we made a stupid video.
Watch "Customer of the Year 2006"
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We're honored to be associated with the type of lady who would agree to come to b.good, physically assault our crew, and vandalize our restaurant, just so we could make this crazy video.
Watch "Roller Derby!"
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In our 3rd annual garlicky-greens eating contest, Popeye showed us that she's a lot different than our average burger-eating patron (by "different" we mean she was born without a gag reflex in her esophagus).
Watch "Garlicky Greens 2006"
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Just in case our family needed some incentive to come get the t-shirts we made as a tribute to the most handsome bacon-burger (and Red Sox relief
pitcher) we've ever seen, we made this video of Deley, b.good's most glamorous male model and fry-cutter, sporting "El Guapo" on his back. (He's pretty.)
Watch "El Guapo"
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For the first time in b.good history, bacon, in all her crispy beauty, was placed atop a house-ground, hand-packed burger. So, we made this strange video to honor the slice of lean, all-natural pork that made it all possible.
Watch "Bacon"
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In an unprecedented display of house-ground burger love, 2 b.good customers actually made this video of our contest winner's first, courageous day in the passenger seat of the lionhearted El Tio (our 27 year-old El Camino that stalls, backfires, and shoots toxic flames into the cabin).
Watch "The Week With El Tio Winner"
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To celebrate the return of the greatest "company vehicle" ever owned, we held a contest to drive a customer around in the old girl for a week. We made this video to inspire our family to enter.
Watch "The Chauffeur"
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So, we were interviewed for BU Student TV about healthy fast food. See us looking as utterly horrible as ever and see Uncle Faris talk about his love for an imaginary belly dancer named Benuda, his overweight bulldog named Mookie, and other strange things that have absolutely nothing to do with health or food.
Watch The "Help Us" Video
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The Retailers Association of Massachusetts awarded us as Best Restaurant 2005. Unfortunately, there were some complications because Jon is a cheap bastard who likes pissing off Korean War Veterans.
Watch "Faris's Speech"
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b.good. yeah it's real. Nothing quite like our grill-guy, Eric, doing the robot, while wrapped in tin foil and rapping about healthy fast food. Nope. Nothing like it. Anywhere. Ever. It's a thing of beauty.
Watch "b.good rap 2"
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We started cutting our beautiful, baked fries by hand everyday. It was big news. So, we wanted to show our family how we made them so beautiful.
Watch "our handcut fries are beautiful"
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Yes, we lost again. Yes, we are pathetic losers who'll stand in our restaurant, pretend we don't hate ourselves, and give away free food for a year to a new champion, Captain Salty (a.k.a. John Pepper).
Watch "Garlicy Greens 2005"
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Some of Uncle Faris' sayings make sense and some don't. Some of his sayings offer profound insight and some provide useless bits of insane rambling from the mind of a great man of leisure and fulfillment. We had Faris try to explain.
Watch "Faris Video"
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We bought a 26 year-old, used El Camino that didn't work. So, we made a video tribute to the best $1,650 investment a company can make when two idiots need something to drive on the road to fast-food glory.
Watch "Name Our El Camino!"
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Dan, a b.good customer, and his band made up of Megan (our once-tango-instructor-customer) and Alice (our spinach-eating champion), created a musical and visual masterpiece of sweet accordion ambiance. Although slightly scary and a little dark, the love of b.good and accordions comes through loud and clear.
Watch "Two to Tango"
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We wanted to say "Happy Holidays" to our family. So, we made a stupid video.
Watch "Happy Holidays"
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"How did you guys come up with the most delicious sauce ever put on a 93% lean, house-ground, hand-packed, seasoned-to-perfection burger?" We tried to answer that question by making a strange video about the covert origins of our highly addictive secret sauce.
Watch "Secret Sauce"
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In the hope that his wisdom may enlighten your quest for health and wholesomeness, we present a web video that records some of Uncle Faris' most inspirational tips.
Watch "Faris Tips"
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A young woman by the name of Alice Rouse took more than our beautiful championship belt. She took more than a lifetime supply of free food. That 4'10", 100 pound vegetarian took our pride. (We feel like we are no longer men. We feel like some kind of weird, little rodent that can't eat.)
Watch "Garlicy Greens"
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In a decision that defied logic, common sense, and the rational human thought processes, the Red Sox invited Uncle Faris to throw out the first pitch. It's the kind of thing that you can only believe if you see. So, to prove that all of this actually happened, we videotaped the whole thing.
Watch "First Pitch"
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We wanted to advertise. Unfortunately, we didn't have hundreds of millions of dollars to hire a top-notch ad agency to create a jingle. So, we had to do the next best thing - give a college kid with a part-time rap career a bunch of free food in the hopes that he'd create a commercial for us.
Watch "Our Video"
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