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bgood newsletter #15 -- Name Our El Camino

Hey Everyone,

1979 was a very good year...

Larry Bird played his 1st season for the Celtics, Uncle Faris was a handsome, young fruit buyer for Stop & Shop fighting off the ladies (at least that's what he tells us), and somewhere in Detroit, the mighty beast that would go on to become the greatest "company vehicle" ever owned was born from iron and steel.

Combining the utility of a truck with the handling and performance of a sports car, the 1979 b.good El Camino was rolled off the assembly line in all its glory.

To bring our little nina home, we searched the country and invested $1,650 in a choice, 26-year-old, half-truck, half-car, ass-kicker. The odometer's broken, the windows don't work, it sounds like a German tank, there's no radio and for some unknown reason, it backfires on command. (Yeah, it's that bad ass.)

So, 26 years after our baby's birth, two idiots are going to ride that mighty vehicle all the way to "healthier" fast-food glory (we're not going to know how far that is because the odometer is stuck on 89,000 miles, but we will get there).

Click www.bgood.com/elcamino-video.php to watch an amazing video tribute to
the best $1,650 investment a company can make in its quest for "healthier"
fast-food domination.

But, while we've got the title, registration, and insurance, we're still not ready to take our El Camino to the streets.

We're missing the 3 most important things.

#1 is the custom paint job that will transform our company vehicle into some kind of weird looking, pimped-out, race car covered with flames, fireballs, b.good logos, and pictures of Uncle Faris' head. ("God damm that thing is messed up..." is the reaction we are looking for.)

#2 is the air-fryer that will be in the flat-bed so we can hand out free baked fries all over Boston.

(Both are scheduled to happen in the next 2 weeks).

And most important, #3 is the name for our beautiful, Spanish half-car-half-truck.

That's where we need your help.

Click www.bgood.com/elcamino.php to enter our contest to name our El Camino.

The winner will not only be forever immortalized in b.good history, but will also get the keys to our El Camino for an entire weekend.

And since minds creative enough to name our El Camino can only function on a full stomach, we're giving free burgers to you, our family of newsletter subscribers. So, just print this out, come to b.good, see our El Camino parked out front, and eat free cousin oliver burgers anytime between 5-10 pm this Thursday night, June 2nd.

Please remember to bring this newsletter with you. And to clear up any confusion, please tell your friends that they must be signed-up for our newsletter to get their free burger (sorry, but you can't bring in copies of someone else's newsletter or forwarded emails) Violators are subject to paying for their burger and being forced to sit at a table in the middle of the restaurant while Chef Tony screams "You suck, that's why everyone hates you" over and over. (It really does hurt when he says that. It hurts inside, deep inside, where only those you love are allowed.)

As always, if you know anyone crazy enough to want to drive an El Camino or anyone who just wants the free burgers that usually come with this newsletter, tell them to join our family at b.good.com.

Anthony & Jon