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#1: Grand Opening

Hi Everyone,

Thanks for signing up for our newsletter. This is our first one and we'll try to keep them coming as time permits and as noteworthy events happen.

After months and months and months of preparation, b.good is finally ready to be released to the public. It's been a long road. Sometimes we were too stupid to find the road and sometimes the road was mean and tried to hurt us. But, we finally made it.

The restaurant looks great, the food is amazing, and Jon and Anthony are still alive and are still friends. (Jon has a new best friend in his new fianc?, so Anthony and Jon are no longer "best" friends.)

Jon has been studying Zen principles and has recently lost his virginity. He has become the rock of b.good and is unwavering in his focus. He cannot be shaken. Uncle Faris no longer calls him "Shaky Olinto".

Anthony has lost all his friends over the past few months, but has found solace in the fact that b.good's fries are not only the tastiest around, but also the healthiest. The fries are now his friends. He will be hanging out with them on New Years Eve while working the air-fryer and listening to the Whitesnake classic, "Here I Go Again On My Own", on repeat at the restaurant. (Please come by and see him tonight?please.)

Meanwhile, Uncle Faris is still hard at work in his kitchen in Canton. During the recent blizzard, Uncle Faris and his over-fed bulldog, Mookie, became trapped in a snowbank at the foot of Faris' driveway. While trapped for two hours, Uncle Faris claims to have experienced a divine prophecy in which he was shown one thousand b.good's spread across this great land. Anthony and Jon do not know what to make of his claim, but all three have begun to pray, except Mookie who just eats.

So, now the time has come for us to actually serve food. We will be opening on January 12th. But, we are having a number of soft openings (free food) on the 7th and 8th of January.

On the 7th, we are serving lunch from 12:00 - 1:30 and on the 8th, dinner from 6:00 - 7:30. If you can make it we would love to have you in to finally taste some of our products.

Let us know if you can make it and please feel free to bring friends, just let us know how many.

We hope things are well with everyone and hopefully we will see you all next week,

Anthony, Jon & Uncle Faris

Now the real journey begins. Long live the b.good.