2006 Week with El Tio Champ
We chauffered one of our beloved family members around for a week in the greatest "company vehicle" ever owned. Meet the courageous man who spent a week in our passenger seat.
2005 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
We were the pathetic losers in our own garlicky-greens (sautéed spinach eating contest. The worst part... we lost to a skinny, 4'11", 98 lb., female vegetarian. The pain cuts deep since she eats here free for life.
2006 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
We sat out of this year's garlicky-greens eating championship (Yes, we're sad). And it's a good thing we did since this psychotic human spinach-vacuum was in it.
2007 Week with El Tio Champ
The mighty El Tio defeated the odds, our stupidity, and rush-hour traffic to successfully deliver our winner, Sammy, to Ipswich High School on time for his first class and then back home for dinner.
2007 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
His dominant ingestion didn't just earn him a year of free burgers and our genuine championship belt. It made him the greatest sautéed spinach eater in the history of Earth.
2008 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
When this professional competitive eater entered, we knew this year's garlicky-greens eating championship would be special.
2009 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
Last year, in our 5 annual garlicky-greens eating world championship, Pretty Boy came into our house, pushed us around, and took what was ours.
2010 Garlicky-Greens Eating Champ
In our 7th annual Garlicky-Greens Eating Championship, a 95 lb., math-teaching vegan chewed the life out of everything and everyone to become the greatest sauteed-spinach eater on earth.