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newsletter #70 - our customer of the year

Hey Everyone, With every Customer of The Year contest it becomes more and more true… the idea of 365 days of free burgers has a strange, seductive power over women. (It's basically the exact opposite effect we had on females in high school.)

Yes, the dream of eating free house-ground burgers for a year compels our female patrons to do things they wouldn't normally do.

It made this woman hand-paint a foot-stool, this Harvard student hand-knit a "ham-hog", and this artist write an epic sonnet.

But this year, that invisible force reached a level that even we never dreamed possible. Yes, this year's Customer of The Year actually hand-made a b.good board game complete with burger game pieces, spinning wheels, and playing cards. (She also came to the restaurant on election day and passed out these little campaign flyers.)

So today, we're honoring our greatest patron by giving her a year of free burgers and by giving you one too.

To get your free burger or sandwich, just print out this email (or show it to us on your phone), come by anytime today, February 25th, AND BUY ANY BURGER OR SANDWICH.

No copies or forwards. Violators aren't just subject to paying for two burgers. They're subject to Brian, the man who has sold us every napkin, plastic fork, and to-go container since the first day we opened in 2004. In a moment of vulnerability (and drunken stupidity) at a bar, our paper guy told us his deepest, darkest secret. When he was 18, Brian got a tattoo of a unicorn on a cloud. (He claims no one besides his wife has ever seen it… even his kids.) Well, yesterday, we won a long-standing bet that forced Brian to show us his tattoo and let us feature him as a family enforcer. Clearly, a man sick enough to put a unicorn on his back for all eternity (and then wear a t-shirt at every beach and pool he's ever visited in the last 25 years) should terrify any of the punks who'll try to take advantage of our love for family.

As always, if you know anyone who likes fast-food board games or anyone else who wants to be loved like family, forward this and tell them to join ours.

Anthony & Jon

P.S. And there are more free burgers for our kinfolk if you'll help us support One Village At A Time. It's a local charity that's working for AIDS orphans in Africa and that's led by b.good family member, Johanna. If you buy a ticket to eat, dance, and drink at their Harambe next month, we'll send you a $20 b.good gift card. (Just forward us your PayPal receipt.)

P.P.S. And if you're hungry this weekend, remember there's a free burger waiting for you every Saturday morning if you run with Burgerman and join our movement to help Citizen Schools.

P.P.P.S. While you may not be our Customer of The Year, you can be a champion to us if you tell us which b.good you call home. We re trying to make sure we know you as best we can. (The more we know, the better we can love.)

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