- Christine - one of our crazy customers who runs the Boston Marathon in burger suits for charity
- Kristi - farmer in Fort Fairfield, Maine who raises the all-natural beef we grind & serve
- MOO!
- Uncle Faris - dearly departed spiritual leader & mentor who inspired this business by being the most real person we ever knew
- Steven - farmer in Lunenburg, MA who grows our seasonal fruits & veggies
- Chris - our 2011 Customer of The Year contest winner who donated his year of free burgers to a local homeless shelter
- Ulry - 5-year Harvard Square stalwart who likes screaming - "5-years experience! Mr. Ulry has never been down! Never down! - when particularly pleased with the thickness of his milkshakes
- Elizel - dominant steak grinder & elite grill-man who's been with us since the beginning in 2004
- Herbert - beloved family pet & weird stuffed animal hand-made by a Customer of The Year contest winner
