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| why I'll be the best customer of the year: I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the bgood dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all burgers are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red chairs of Wendy’s, the sons of former customers and the sons of former franchisers will be able to sit down together at a table of burgerhood.
I have a dream that one day even the place called McDonalds, a destructive place, food sweltering with the heat of chemicals and trans-fat, will be transformed into an oasis of real food.
I have a dream that my love handles will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the size of their folds but by the content of their calories.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day the joint of Burger King, whose customers’ lips are presently dripping with the taste of malnutrition and exploitation, will be transformed into an establishment where little wheat buns will be able to join with fresh ground patties and live together as a burger.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every burger, sandwich and wrap shall be lightly salted, every fry and shake shall be made low in fat, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of bgood shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.
….And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let bgood ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let bgood ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let bgood ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!
Let bgood ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let bgood ring from the curvaceous peaks of California!
When we let bgood ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of fast food customers, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the bgood spiritual, "Real at last! Real at last! thank God Almighty, the burgers are real at last!"
besides eating at bgood all the time and bringing you new customers all the time, you should pick me as customer of the year because i went to the trouble of defacing MLK's speech in the name of bgood. i hope i'll soon be shouting "free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, my burgers are free at last!" Happy Birthday! ;) -- 2006-01-18 22:43:13 |
