Why Is She The Champ?

This year, we banned our reigning champ (and every other evil pro eater) from our 7th Annual Garlicky-Greens Eating Championship. So, the only people shoving sautéed spinach into their esophagus were members of our family of customers.

By overcoming the natural human instinct to vomit from overdosing on a sautéed vegetable, this 95 lb., vegan, math-teacher named Spinach Pi swallowed 2 1/4 pounds of garlicky-greens in 5 minutes.

We've never seen anything like it (and hope we never see anything like it again). Spinach Pi was a machine. She didn't stop. She didn't talk. She didn't breathe. That smart, little vegan just crouched down and chewed and crushed and ate the life out of everything in her way.

That dominant ingestion didn't just earn Spinach Pi a year of free food, It made her our champion and the greatest sautéed spinach eater on Earth.