Why Is He The Champ?

Last year, in our 5^th annual garlicky-greens eating world championship, Pretty Boy came into our house, pushed us around, and took what was ours.

Yes, by shoving 7 lbs. of sautéed-spinach into his digestive tract, this professional competitive eater took our fake-gold-plated championship belt, a year's worth of free burgers, and the hopes and dreams of an entire fast-food family. And, unfortunately, the reigning champ did it all over again this year in our 6th annual championship.

So, while 8 of our most courageous family members battled with every inch of their esophagus against this professional competitive eating bully, it wasn't even close.

Pretty Boy tied his own world record by stuffing down 7 pounds of sautéed spinach in 5 minutes.

That disgusting display didn't just earn him another year of free burgers and our genuine championship belt, it guaranteed Pretty Boy his place in the world as the greatest sautéed spinach eater in the history Earth.

And more importantly, it made him our champion.