Customer of the Year 2005

In January 2006, we turned 2 years old. And in our own weird way of celebrating our birthday, we held a "Customer of The Year" contest to find that special b.good customer worthy of eating free burgers for our entire 3rd year in business.

After weeks of psychological analysis of the contest entries, we identified the finest human to patronize our establishment during the last year.

Our "Customer of The Year", Hanan Hassan, owns the title because she personifies the commitment to the most noble of causes – free burgers (even if the pursuit of that cause means defiling the immortal words of an American hero).

Her noble dream of a better day for all fast-food burger eaters across this great nation (and her beautiful dream to eat free burgers for a year), resounds in her contest entry:

"…I have a dream that one day on the red chairs of Wendy's, the sons of former customers and the sons of former franchisers will be able to sit down together at a table of burger-hood. I have a dream that one day even the place called McDonalds, a destructive place, food sweltering with the heat of chemicals and trans-fat, will be transformed into an oasis of "real" food… I have a dream that one day the joint of Burger King, whose customers' lips are presently dripping with the taste of malnutrition and exploitation, will be transformed into an establishment where little wheat buns will be able to join with fresh ground patties and live together as a burger… Besides eating at b.good all the time and bringing you new customers all the time, you should pick me as customer of the year because I went to the trouble of defacing MLK's speech in the name of b.good. I hope I'll soon be shouting, 'Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, my burgers are free at last!'"